Anyway, this month I got inspired and wrote this, I wonder if they'll accept it?
The Minions continue to work
diligently at their assigned tasks, with only occasional grumbling. A is doing
well with acquiring new proficiency as his lessons and coaching by his mentor
continue uninterrupted. S works hard to achieve success in her assignment at
the new location. To date, she has achieved 100% on every assessment she has
been given. E continues to be defiant with the expectations placed upon him to
move from his current role to a more advanced position within the organization.
Management tirelessly works with each Minion to encourage, support, and
motivate continued accomplishments. Management remains steadfast in denying
repeated requests for raises, more breaks, and better snacks.
** Disclaimer ** Minions' initials may or may not have any relevance to real-life characters. This account may be purely or only partially fictitious. You be the judge.
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The competition has attempted to lure the minions away with better snacks and less stringent work conditions, but public transport routes do not favor moving from their current employment situation. I had heard the the minions had attempted unionization, but management broke the attempt with some free ice cream for a day.
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