Good News!
I just spent about 45 minutes polishing the side of my car. I used to have seven mountains etched into the paint… Only six more to go…
I’ll be happy to polish by hand anyone’s car that has been damaged by one of my children using a rock to etch a mural, family portrait, etc. Feel free to give me a call to sign up for my free services.
Restrictions Apply: You have to prove it was MY kid, good luck because they’re really stealthy. And I’ll only do it during nice weather. So sign up now before it gets cold out!!
PS – I tried to take a picture but now my car is so shiny that it looked like I was taking a picture of myself. And you really don’t need a picture of me...
1 comment:
My kids did the same thing to my blue Grand Am...although it wasn't mountains, more abstract markings - I think they were in either their Picasso or Pollack periods at that point. :)
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