Why didn't I see these rules before?

Motherhood Rules

Every single one of these rules is spot on. And I'm SO relieved to know that I'm not the only one who hides cookies from her chilren, and then tries to eat them secretly.

I just wish I'd been able to take the short cut and find out about these before, instead of having to learn them on my own. But we all know that's not how parenthood works, right? No matter how much you read, you have to learn it on your own. So the journey continues.