Thursday, April 7, 2011

A Horse in Your Basement. Really!

I love kids' stories.

Today Shelly and I were treated to a nice story from Miss C. They were taking turns riding a stick horse around the house and then Miss C told me that she has a horse. "A REAL horse?" I asked her. "Yep," she replied, very matter of fact.

Me:       Where does it live? Outside in your yard?
Miss C: No, downstairs.
Me:       Oh! What do you feed it?
Miss C: Seeds.
Me:       Oh, of course. Do you take it for walks?
Miss C: No! I RIDE it!

Shelly thought I was crazy for believing Miss C, and C thought I was crazy for asking if she takes it for walks. But what I want to know is what kind of seeds does a horse eat? And can you REALLY keep a horse in your basement? Because if you can, I want one too!

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