Randomness (Is that a word?)

Today Elijah ate celery. Not really. I stuck a piece of celery in his hand and he accidentally stuck it in his mouth for half a second. On another note...

Today David said to Archer, "Please don't kiss my feet anymore."

Archer's response, "What! I don't want to kiss your FACE!"

(Followed a few seconds later by, "You're SICK!" Which is true, and Archer was trying to avoid the germs, so I guess somehow Archer's logic makes sense.)