California, Where the Houses Are Made Of...

We sat down for supper, the kids had ketchup and pickles on their plates (among other things) and Archer dipped his pickle in the ketchup.

Archer: Did you ever hear of a pickle dipped in ketchup?
Mom: No.
Archer: Well, do you like pickles dipped in ketchup?
Mom: No.
Archer: Well, some people do like pickles dipped in ketchup. You know, like people in California, they like it.
Mom: Really? I never heard that before.
Archer: Yeah, I used to live in California, when I was a little baby.
Mom: Oh, I bet the weather was nice.
Archer: Do you know about the houses in California?
Mom: No, I don't know about them. What about them?
Archer: Well, the houses in California are made of pickles dipped in ketchup.